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    To make a woman happy .............. A man only needs to be...

    1. A friend
    2. A companion
    3. A lover
    4. A brother
    5. A father
    6. A master
    7. A chef
    8. An electrician
    9. A carpenter
    10. A plumber
    11. A mechanic
    12. A decorator
    13. A stylist
    16. A psychologist
    17. A pest exterminator
    18. A psychiatrist
    19. A healer
    20. A good listener
    21. An organizer
    22. A good father
    23. Very clean
    24. Sympathetic
    25. Athletic
    26. Warm
    27. Attentive
    28. Gallant
    29. Intelligent
    30. Funny
    31. Creative
    32. Tender
    33. Strong
    34. Understanding
    35. Tolerant
    36. Prudent
    37. Ambitious
    38. Capable
    39. Courageous
    40. Determined
    41. True
    42. Dependable
    43. Passionate
    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
    44. Give her compliments regularly
    45. Love shopping
    46. be honest
    47. be very rich
    48. Not stress her out
    49. Not look at other girls
    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
    50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
    53. Never to forget:
    * Birthdays
    * Anniversaries
    * Arrangements she makes




    &
    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

    1. Leave him alone

    BR.

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    wow nice. So nice of joke.

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    what did one tampon say to another ?

    Nothing, because they were both stuck up bitches !

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